The Worlds Greatest Survey Ever
Please forward this to five hundred people so they will hate you. If you don't, you will be doomed to a life of love and happiness, because your friends will... not... hate you... for forwarding... something... to all five hundred of them.
1: Imagine you were being pursued by the Russian Mafia, and had to enter the Witness Protection Program. You have to change your name, and you can change it to anything you want. What would you call yourself?
2: If you could order the assassination of the CEO of EITHER Pepsi or Coke, who would you choose?
3: Say you could be involved in an underground newspaper at your school, and that you could get kicked out if caught. Would you participate in practicing your freedom of speech in a sudden bout of civil disobedience... or would you chicken out and turn narc?
4: What pets would you never want to have, and what would you name them?
5: If you could ask any question of your friends and know that it would have to be answered honestly, what would it be?
6: How would YOU answer the question that you want to ask your friends?
7: Porque es espanol la lengua del cielo? (un hint: porque Dios hablo espanol!!!)
8: Why is your best friend your best friend?
9: If you could assassinate anyone in the world who isn't President George W. Bush, who would it be and why?
10: Do you know whom Trista Rehn, Simon Cowle, or Kelly Clarkson is? If so... WHAT IS WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH REALITY TV?!? *Deep Cleansing Breath*
11: Does the idea of kissing a certain someone make you all giddy and excited, make you blush and stammer, disgust and revolt you, or do you think its wrong to even think the word kissing?
12: Did you enjoy answering that question too much?
13: Who were you thinking about when you answered it?
14: What would happen if you stayed up for more than 24 hours with nothing but a cup of coffee to keep you awake?
15: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Discuss.
What is your favorite:
Way to pick you nose?
Time to sneeze?
Pair of underwear?
Brand of toothpaste?
Restaurant to make fun of?
Have you ever:
Plucked a rooster?
Thrown your mashed potatoes up against a wall?
Kissed a chipmunk?
Licked a spark plug?
Sniffed a stink bug?
Painted daisies on a big red rubber ball?
Bathed in yogurt?
Looked good in leggings?
Been to Boston in the Fall?